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5. Andy Cunliffe

Cunliffe has been a regular in the St John’s side for many years now - even giving up his season ticket at Old Trafford because ‘I can’t be bothered missing 5-a-side for the rubbish that is The Champion’s League”.

He has also been a regular scorer for The Saint’s - brilliantly filling the boots of Cooper after “The Kicking The Wall Situation” scoring a remarkable 29 goals in the Summer 2007, only missing out on the Golden Boot award due to someone else scoring more than him. Since Cooper’s return Cunliffe has formed a great partnership with the other player in the team that can score goals and has already notched up an impressive number of goals that sees him on the Premiership Scorers Chart.

Oh yeah - and he’s a poisoned dwarf. Obviously.